Vivienne Westwood's Spring 2009 Collection: First Analysis

pamela anderson is a piss-off
Why Vivienne Westwood casted Pamela Anderson in her new 2009 Spring Collection campaign is messed up. Dirty dirty notoriety. Speaking of dirt, Pamela Anderson is so mud. She’s like the mud of all mud slides. Not only is she that, but she’s just passé. Her look is just done. The boobs to the boobs, to the boobs? Anderson’s overall playboy image has been slapped on so many different things, that it’s just been pounded to the ground. It’s over.
Why Vivienne Westwood casted her into her new 2009 Spring Collection campaign is f-uped. Having P-Boobs as a subject in this ad (-1 pt.)The message of the ad is so off because of her, I don't know about you but when I see this ad I think Hugh Hefner, Tommy Lee and sexual harassment. You know, the trailer park communnity is a completely different sub-culture altogether -- it's not the culture of punk. Westwood's clothes are'punk'. Really? Because last time I looked at the ad I found that all that was missing from making it a completely picturesque trailer park utopia were a couple of beer bottles and some white beaters. Way to target trailor folk as your consumers, Westwood. Because that makes such sense, when your clothes have a price tag of a thousand if not more bucks. That's like the downpayment for a trailer home.

punkie kicks
Razor blades, bicycle or lavatory chains, safety pins, spiked dog collars and making hair look messier and dirtier even though it’s just been washed look is nothing short but p-u-n-k. Punk started with Punk music. Punk rock music worked through our speakers in the early 1970’s. It was bands like the Ramones, in New York City, and the Sex Pistols and The Clash, in London, who were totally the ones that looked fierce, and made fierce looking hawt. At their first gig, the Sex Pistols were clothed in stuff by Vivienne Westwood –catapulting the punk style to high stat as the trend rolled in notoriety.

boobs
The ad makes me not want to buy those clothes, it makes me think of implants, and old implants at that. Plus, Westwood herself featured hip-to-hip with her much younger beau, looks like she could have easily been one of the Twilight vampires. She’s freaky looking, pale with carrot-top hair. I’m not down. The great Dane is the only thing in this ad that looks normal – scare a little chiwawa to death no doubt, but at least healthy looking.