Steven Spielberg on drugs
I mean, who is thinking jeans, belt, shirt, and shoes when there’s a person flopping over like this? Then I get all tied up on the soccer ball. How random is this, what kid is playing with a soccer ball around jugged people? No, this is not human after all. No, this is something Steven Spielberg would do if someone locked him in a cube and made him write a new version of Star Trek meets Alien while giving him crack as a snack during his break time. I’m discouraged.
I mean, who is thinking jeans, belt, shirt, and shoes when there’s a person flopping over like this? Then I get all tied up on the soccer ball. How random is this, what kid is playing with a soccer ball around jugged people? No, this is not human after all. No, this is something Steven Spielberg would do if someone locked him in a cube and made him write a new version of Star Trek meets Alien while giving him crack as a snack during his break time. I’m discouraged.
Smurfs are small
Plus, the spacial use of this ad is poor. The boy is so far back, he’s gone smurf size on us which means I can't see the clothes he's wearing. I offically cannot see the Diesel product. Messed up spacial use (-1 pt). Diesel, you could have placed the alien peeps more in the background or something thus projecting the boy more into the scene to see. Or wait, are the alien guys wearing something I would be interested in buying? Oh no, that's right they're naked. Just lovely.
Plus, the spacial use of this ad is poor. The boy is so far back, he’s gone smurf size on us which means I can't see the clothes he's wearing. I offically cannot see the Diesel product. Messed up spacial use (-1 pt). Diesel, you could have placed the alien peeps more in the background or something thus projecting the boy more into the scene to see. Or wait, are the alien guys wearing something I would be interested in buying? Oh no, that's right they're naked. Just lovely.
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