Diesel: First Analysis

You're freaking me out
I don’t know about you but this ad just freaks me out. There’s this floppy corpse leaning over this sharp edged glass. It’s Matrix meets horror movie.

Soccer balls catch me
My eyes go straight to this bottled-person, and then the little soccer ball.
‘Broken…not good…soccer ball…okay, okay so that’s what happened…the boy, yeah he must have kicked the ball into the jug of human and now this human is falling overboard.’ Diesel, your message is too overwhelming. Are you telling us to not play with soccer balls in labs? Not kick the ball into people in vials? Use better glass when storing people in tubes? It’s too bad (-1 pt).

H2O when did ya get so nasty?
Also, what’s up with the water here? Why is it so murky? You know, when I was young I’d get so lazy to clean my fish Hotdogs’ aquarium --- imagine this, but human-styles. I’m even more grossed out now.

Parental-crap is actually impt.
I’m not a mother or anything, but who stands like that would you scold a child for breaking something and causing a person to fall out of their jug? It’s like, ‘I’m just going to strategically place my hand like so, and turn on this slant, and address the severity of this slippery matrix-ish person situation’. This is more than a broken vase, this is a lame ad. The font they used for ‘Human After All’ on the lower left actually read to me as ‘Humor after all’. This sucks (-1 pt).